2nd childhood party

To celebrate Skinny 2’s (a.k.a. MF) second childhood, Skinny 1 (TF) and Skinny 3 (LF) threw her a McDonalds party.

Here’s the text invite from Skinny 1:

Come & celebrate MF’s 2nd childhood (J!) as she turns 32 on Nov 18 Tue 7pm at McDo Frontera Verde cor. J Vargas (near Alchemy/SM/Tiendesitas).  Be in fab children’s attire.  RSVP only.

2nd childhood party?  Cool!  Yehey! makakasakali ako sa bring me at longest birthday greeting contest. 

As per Skinny 1’s confirmation, the party will kick off at around 7:30 so I left the office early, picked up “D” somewhere along the way (hehehe, parang kanta ni Manilyn) and went straight to the party venue.  

As expected, andun na yung ibang guest.  The Skinny family and relatives are all there.  Skinny 3’s friends are there.  We were there (Skinny 1’s friends).  Wait, were’s Skinny 2’s friends?  There’s something wrong with this picture.  Ahhhh, siguro late lang sila.

Para hindi kami maiinip sa medyo may katagalang food (a 5 minute wait is like an hour to a hungry guest), nag-pa-contest agad yung dalawang party hosts.  Inumpisahan nila sa longest birthday greeting.  Tamang tama, nag-praktis ako.

Contestant No. 1:

Happy Bday Skinny Twooooooooooooo!  (10 seconds)

Contestant No. 2: (“D”) 

Happy Bday Skinny Twooooooooooooooooooo!  (13 seconds)

Contestant No. 3: (Arj) 

Happy Bday Skinny Twooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  (15 seconds) 

Despite my effort, hindi ako nanalo, nanalo yung umabot sa 23 seconds.  Ewan, bampira (vampire) ata yun, ‘di kelangan ng oxygen.  Uyyyy, bitter.

 Pero nagka-prize ako sa bring me.  Bring a picture of your boyfriend daw so may I labas agad ako ng cellphone at ipinakita ang picture ng boyfriend ko.  Gusto nyong makita? Eto o…

Siempre, walang nagawa yung party host kung ‘di i-declare akong Winner!  Aba, winner ata ang Papa Piolo ko.

Sumali din ako sa “arrange yourselves” pero ‘di kami nanalo.  Dinaya kasi kami.  Hmmmmp!  Bitter na kung bitter. 

By the end of the night, the four of us (Me, “A”, “D” and “V”) were able to amass 9 prizes!  Hooray!

Siyempre, bago mag-uwian my speech muna yung nag-se-second childhood.

Skinny 2:

Thank you all for coming.  Thank you sa mga friends ni Skinny 1 at Skinny 3, kung ‘di dahil sa inyo, wala akong bisita…..

Ahhh, so sad.  Asan na nga ba yung mga yun?  On the other hand, buti na lang ‘di sila dumating kasi kinarir naming apat yung spaghetti, chicken, fries at sundae, wala na atang natira.     

Nevertheless, despite her MIA friends, masaya pa din yung party, at siempre si Skinny 2, kasi present si Papa “J”.  

Bago kami umuwi, humirit ulit yung party host.

Party Host:

Wala po bang mag-wi-wish?

Everyone present simultaneously shouted:

“Wag ka munang mag-bo-boyfriend!” (too late!) “Mag-aral kang mabuti!” “Mag-papakabait ka!”  Sumunod ka sa payo ng Nanay mo!”  Matulog ka ng maaga, ‘wag kang mag-pupuyat!”  “Wag masyado matagal sa internet!”

Hehehe.  Akala mo talagang bata yung pinapayuhan noh. 

Siempre hindi mawawala ang photo ops.

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Tags: McDonalds, second childhood